Unfortunately, I am no longer reachable via carrier pigeon. The good news is that, on a suggestion from JK Rowling, I am in the process of implementing a new communication system using owls. Unfortunately, the system is new and still undergoing some teething problems.
If you would like to get in touch in the meantime, please send me an email. I apologise in advance if this is less convenient.
Also, if any of you has seen my owl, please tell him to come home. And that I miss him, and that he was right: I should never have blamed him for eating all the shortbread. I was just ashamed of myself.