Oh look, I did a thing.
My plan for celebrating Chrismas with a bottle of expensive bourbon has gone a rye.
I've been revisiting some of my older cards. Some of them are inexplicable.
I'll be very careful, don't worry.
This sort of thing happens to me quite a lot.
And also: the people who enthuse about them don't know what they're talking about.
I was watching 'Saving Private Ryan' when I glanced my phone and learned that the American president had declared war on anyone who hates Nazis.
When you get to the baking aisle, the chances are that it’s already been looted.
Alright, let me tell you what I've been up to.
I once had a job at Harvard fixing computers.
I've decided I'm in favor of civilization (except when it gets in my way).