Novelist, Author of The Harvard Skull Fiasco and other stories, and founder of Wrongcards.com.
Get in touch
Unfortunately, I am no longer reachable via carrier pigeon. Inspired by JK Rowling, I am in the process of implementing a new communication system using owls. Sadly, however, the roll-out has not gone as smoothly as hoped.
If you would like to get in touch in the meantime, please use the contact form on this page. I apologise in advance if this is less convenient.
Also, if any of you has seen my owl, Jeremy, tell him … tell him to come home. And that I miss him, and that he was right: I should never have blamed him for eating all the shortbread. I was just ashamed of myself.