Unfortunately, I am no longer reachable via carrier pigeon.
Inspired by JK Rowling, I am in the process of implementing a new communication system using owls. Sadly, however, the roll-out has not gone as smoothly as I predicted.
If you would like to get in touch in the meantime, please send me an email. I apologise in advance if this is less convenient.
Also, if any of you has seen my owl, tell him … tell him to come home. And that I miss him, and that he was right: I should never have blamed him for eating all the shortbread.
I was just ashamed.