Kris St.Gabriel

Stories
How could so much nonsense happen to one person?

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Punching Upwards

Harvard University existed for 383 years before anybody published a satire about it, and that person was me. Why didn't anyone else do it? Well, I've been thinking about that, see...

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Christmas time but all is not well.

The Sound of Christmas

In which I offer a loose analysis of The Sound of Music, and wish you all a very Happy Christmas

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Oh, this is a hallway.

Faith, and Other Worrisome Ideas

The Americans feel about their democracy the way Australians feel about Vegemite.

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Me versus me.

Me Versus Me

Well, here we are in the middle of a pandemic. So, uh -- how's it all going?

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Oh just a picture of a duck, you know?

misbehaving at parties

Ten years have passed since that horrible, awkward night and I'm still trying to process it.

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The problem with Yetis

For about a month or so, Boudica and I had almost daily arguments about the existence of Yetis.

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Covid is a bummer.

smiling in a time of contagion

I’m getting a bit wary of opening newsletters at the moment.

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These scones are awesome.

Falling Down Stairs

If I hadn’t seen it, I wouldn’t have believed a person could survive a tumble like that.

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Some aliens.

A Hypothetical Book About Aliens

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These scones are awesome.

How I Cheer Myself Up During the Holidays

I'm a pretty fortunate person.

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everything is not awesome

Everything Is Not Awesome

You know what The Script is - it's the ritual with which we signal to one another that we're not alarmingly unusual.

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Makimon rolls.

The Cold, Moist Salmon of Hypocrisy

I don't care who you are, there's something other-worldy about having your conscience called-out by a three-year-old.

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A random, whimsical image.