I'd been ignoring Halloween for the past decade...
One should be particular when it comes to picking out targets for petty acts of vandalism.
So a friend got himself a cat, and now he needs my advice.
I'm an unrepentent introvert.
It was not an ideal time to start a family.
I just disappeared for four years, purposefully dropping out of many people’s lives.
I have never been particularly neurotic.
My dog has tried to kill me on ninety-three occasions.
It was around this time last year that I did something fairly foolish.
In which I contemplate the renting of a bobcat.
A bit about creativity.
And this is how Wrongcards generally happens.