Thanks for Getting in Touch

I really appreciate hearing from you. Probably. It’s all predicated on whether your message was particularly nice. I like nice messages — who doesn’t like nice messages?

General Disclaimer

In the unlikely event that your message was, for whatever reason, not nice, I can make no guarantees on the subject of appreciating it.

In fact, due to various unfortunate life-experiences, personal failings, and a particularly unpleasant encounter with an ill-tempered pony, I sometimes find appreciating unpleasant matters a bit of a struggle.

And while I may at least intend to appreciate your message, I can make no promises. Unprovoked pony attacks can harden a man.