Why must Halloween be so awkward?

From My Newsletter, October 30, 2019

I also considered throwing a chair through a window, but I didn't because it was my chair, and also my window. One should be particular when it comes to picking out targets for petty acts of vandalism.

From My Newsletter, June 20, 2019

So a friend got himself a cat, and now he needs my advice.

Cats and Monkeys, Living Together

I'm an unrepentant introvert. Not a misanthrope, mind you; I like people in general. I feel enthusiastic about them. Consider them badly misrepresented in the media and all that.

From My Newsletter, May 14, 2019

I had just quit my job to write funny books. The circumstances were not ideal, but I have never seen ideal circumstances in my entire life.

The Story So Far, Part II