I don't care who you are, there's something other-worldy about having your conscience called-out by a three-year-old.

The Cold, Moist Salmon of Hypocrisy

Why must Halloween be so awkward?

From My Newsletter, October 30, 2019

Announcing a new omnibus edition for my Blue Bandicoot series.

Announcing The Blue Bandicoot Saga Omnibus Edition

I also considered throwing a chair through a window, but I didn't because it was my chair, and also my window. One should be particular when it comes to picking out targets for petty acts of vandalism.

My Inner-Child is a Juvenile Delinquent

There's a new book out in the world, and I wrote it.

The Harvard Skull Fiasco is Now Available