Billionaires and Honey Bears
I don't like some people, but I do like honey bears.
Adventures are Greatly Overrated
And also: the people who enthuse about them don't know what they're talking about.
misbehaving at parties
Ten years have passed since that horrible, awkward night and I'm still trying to process it.
Quarrels with Dogs in the Dead of Night, Part II
My dog has tried to kill me on ninety-three occasions.