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Please Exit the Lifeboats, Gentlemen!

Fragile men are threatening our daughters' future. I would like to watch them sink.

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Billionaires and Honey Bears

I don't like some people, but I do like honey bears.

The Scream, by Edvard Munch, painted in 1893. blogs

Greetings Fellow Adults

I don't even know what to say at this point.

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The Invisible Spider Trick

Warning: this newsletter contains spiders.

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Wrongcards Works a Bit Better Now, Which is Nice

Oh look, I did a thing.

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Coffee and Whiskey, Please

My plan for celebrating Chrismas with a bottle of expensive bourbon has gone a rye.

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Don't Mention the War

I'll be very careful, don't worry.

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And The FBI Has Lost My Fingerprints

This sort of thing happens to me quite a lot.

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Adventures are Greatly Overrated

And also: the people who enthuse about them don't know what they're talking about.

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When My Grandfather Joined Antifa

I was watching Saving Private Ryan when I glanced my phone and learned that the American president had declared war on anyone who hates Nazis.

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Ginger Scones for the Apocalypse

When you get to the baking aisle, the chances are that it’s already been looted.

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i am back

I'm back

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