stories
How I Cheer Myself Up During the Holidays
I'm a pretty fortunate person.
Everything Is Not Awesome
You know what The Script is - it's the ritual with which we signal to one another that we're not alarmingly unusual.
The Cold, Moist Salmon of Hypocrisy
I don't care who you are, there's something other-worldy about having your conscience called-out by a three-year-old.
Why Must Halloween Be So Awkward?
I'd been ignoring Halloween for the past decade.
My Inner-Child is a Juvenile Delinquent
One should be particular when it comes to picking out targets for petty acts of vandalism.
Cats and Monkeys, Living Together
So a friend got himself a cat, and now he needs my advice.
Why Do I Say So Little?
I'm an unrepentent introvert.
The Story So Far, Part II
It was not an ideal time to start a family.
The Story So Far, Part I
I just disappeared for four years, purposefully dropping out of many people’s lives.
Quarrels with Dogs in the Dead of Night, Part III (Conclusion)
I have never been particularly neurotic.
Quarrels with Dogs in the Dead of Night, Part II
My dog has tried to kill me on ninety-three occasions.
Quarrels with Dogs in the Dead of Night, Part I
It was around this time last year that I did something fairly foolish.